Lineorc Turg Gogluk 'ere. Sum posh git tried t'lesson Turg 'n make 'im a flash git, but Turg not get were rain fall. Tried tell Turg rain no fall unner poncey elf bodies, but Turg no fool, he go check, ground plenty wet 'n red. Turg showed posh git, but acksidentally drop elf pile on hed while him lookin'. Turg has new kustom boots.

Turg number 19, 'cos that how many elf bodies in pile. Posh git rite about that.