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Did you know? Up until now, 1506384 players have died on the pitch.
One would have thought that Boris was truly unemployable...but, in Nachtburg, that is not always so.
Boris excels at distracting nearby opposing players with his truly repulsive personal odour, allowing various teammates to hit them while they cover their olfactory organs.
A local paper has a pool going on how long he will manage to go without a bath.