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[X] Dirty Funking Cheaters
Gurp Groinnippa
#5
Goblin
MA
6
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
5
B
14
P
0
F
2
G
16
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
n, m
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
<b>Injuries</b>
Badly Hurt vs Dragon Grinding High Elves
Badly Hurt vs Shadows in Moonlight
Niggling Injury vs Olathlorulm Silinrai

<b>Sent Off</b>
Vs Blood Sea Bucaneers
vs Divine Chaos

<i>Gurp joins a long tradition of DFC players who pick up a nasty Injury and really dont have anything to offer the DFC. So as fitting with custom the player is taken in front of the DFC review board. After a couple of cups of tea a convo about actually hiring N00bla Blackwort or a Three Breasted Chaos Cheerleader the player is finally acknowledged and told to get his things and head to the Dirty Funking retirement home. Here the poor crippled Goblin is left to milky cups of tea and being bullied by the likes of Pondmuck Stink and Grotty Anklebiter</i>
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