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<b>Team:</b> Wicked Pissahs
<b>Name:</b> Ms. Etta Maims
<b>Number:</b> B52
<b>Position You Play:</b> Blocker, Jammer
<b>Status:</b> Active
<b>Injuries:</b> A sprained knee and fishnet burn aplenty
<b>Loves:</b> Typewriters, grilled cheese, and mudslides
<b>Biggest Weakness:</b> Shiny things and baked goods
<b>Favorite Food or Drink:</b> Vodka gimlet
<b>Favorite Fan:</b> My friend Shawn who has had to cancel dates
on account of losing his voice at the bout
<b>Favorite Derby Moment:</b> Sending myself to the penalty box