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<b>Team:</b> Captain - The Wicked Pissahs, Boston Massacre
<b>Name:</b> Shellby Shattered
<b>Number:</b> -0
<b>Position You Play:</b> Pivot, Outside, Back, Jammer
<b>Status:</b> Active
<b>Injuries:</b> Are tough
<b>Loves:</b> Red, white, and gold, Revere, big hair, and anything
else that’s PISSAH
<b>Despises:</b> Robots, outerspace, mixed nuts, and the ballet
<b>Biggest Weakness:</b> Weakness? Pbft! There’s no time for
weakness
<b>Favorite Song:</b> “Jump Around” by House of Pain
<b>Favorite Food or Drink:</b> Roast beef on marbled rye (obviously)
<b>Favorite Fan:</b> I can’t choose just one, I love them all!
<b>Number of Tattoos:</b> 3