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THE
MIDDLE
OF THE FILM
FIND THE FISH
Man: I wonder where that fish has gone.
Woman: You did love it so.
You looked after it like a son.
Man: [strangely] And it went wherever I did go.
Woman: Is it in the cupboard?
Audience: Yes! No!
Woman: Wouldn't you like to know.
It was a lovely little fish.
Man: [strangely] And it went wherever I did go.
Man in audience: It's behind the sofa!
[An elephant joins the man and woman.]
Woman: Where can the fish be?
Man in audience: Have you thought of the drawers in the bureau?
Woman: It is a most elusive fish.
Man: [strangely] And it went wherever I did go!
Woman: Oh fishy, fishy, fishy, fish.
Man: Fish, fish, fish, fishy oh!
Woman: Oh fishy, fishy, fishy fish.
Man: [strangely] That went wherever I did go.
First fish: That was terrific!
Second fish: Great!
Third fish: Best bit so far.
Fishes: Yeah! Absolutely... ! Terrific! Yeah!... Fantastic...
Really great
[Whistles 'More'... Pause.]
Fifth fish: They haven't said much about the Meaning of Life so
far, have they...?
First fish: Well, it's been building up to it.
Second fish: Has it?
Fifth fish: yeah, I expect they'll get on to it now.
Third fish: Personally I very much doubt if they're going to say
anything about the Meaning of Life at all.
Fourth fish: Oh, come on... they've got to say something...
Other fishes: ... Bound to... yeah... yeah...
[They swim around a bit.]
Second fish: Not much happening at the moment, is there...?