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Squirmy Crookedflight's hopes to be one of the alltime leading flying gobbos came to an abrupt end during his first professional match when he asked Gratx'rTracx for a toss downfield.
As with Lucky 13 Quish Gratx' quickly consumed him. Fans were delighted as Gratx's 13 second burp left flem and Squirmy's left shoe splattered across the opposing front lines.
Squirmy was posthumously awarded the MVP of the Goons 1st game for his courage to ask for a toss down field after the Quish incident.