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Hypnotic Gaze
Off For a Bite
Regenerate
Undead
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A small statue was built in his honour when Bokonon United catcher Skunks died on the pitch.
Several weeks later, a passing tradesman swore he heard scratching from the base of the statue.
Then, one stormy night, lightning struck the statue and it burst asunder. A clawed hand thrust up through the soft soil.
Skunks was not dead, but not alive. He was reborn with pointy teeth and a severe case of bloodlust. Skunks will PREVAIL!
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
HA HA HA HA HA HA!
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***** 2nd June 09 *****
The ignominy! Count Skunks was staked by a gang of five elveseses. His vampire buddies retaliated by putting three elveseses into an early grave in the same game, but Count Skunks must now rest in ever-lasting peace.