Newly signed Hacker Skab is said to be regretting his new career already. Keen to get onto the field after a lifetime of training for his professional career, Skab was almost killed by a treeman in his first game. Saved only by the Hackers skillful (Lets face it, he's had lots of opportunities to practice) team apothecary, he is now terrified of going back out onto the pitch! How will coach Hammer deal with this? In a recent unofficial interview, he speculated "probably the same way I deal with everything. Heat up a poker and have a frank conversation"

In theory, Hammer's pep talk seemed to have worked. Skab gained the courage to play again, however he was killed shortly after yet another treeman.