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Did you know? Up until now, 1507039 players have died on the pitch.
Some would say that Chebysheff, never once spelt correctly by the match programme, did not fully achieve his potential, and I agree. He was the first to be knocked out, or to be taken down a sprint away from the touchline. Only once did he give a hint of being the willowy coward of youth mathematician bloodbowl, when his two touchdowns secured a famous victory over the mathematicians' old rivals, Nath Akum. Alas, the very next game he was bludgeoned to near-death by a Saurus, and as a manager I made the decision that he would never be the player he could have been. A sad day.