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You don't want to hit me. You really don't.
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=698356">An elf once did.</a> Tried to nut me all by himself. I dodged the blow and crushed his ankle with a swift kick. He had to have medical assistance administered while one of my little scampering friends scored a touchdown.
You'd think he'd have leared, wouldn't you?
But he didn't. He brought some of his friends and the started shoving me around. Then the same elf tried hitting me again. So I smacked him good. He didn't play no more that match.
I later heard that the elf's name was Ouch. Go figure.