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[L] Gwardians of Rock
Jizmak Da Gusha
#15
Rotter
MA
5
ST
3
AG
3
AV
7
R
0
B
2
P
0
F
0
G
1
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
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0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
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-av, m
Skills
Decay
Nurgle's Rot
According to GWAR mythos, JiZMak Da Gusha was a beast of tremendous power, native to a planet known as "The Wide Wide World of Sports" (which, according to Balsac the Jaws of Death, has "lots of frisbees"), and he was frozen in a block of ice, presumably near the GWAR headquarters in Antarctica, for a millennium. When GWAR's former drummer Nippleus Erectus sadly dissolved after bathing in copius amounts of hydrochloric acid (in the hope that it would work like LSD, and cause hallucinogenic effects), GWAR decided to thaw JiZMak to replace Nippleus (actually, to replace Nippleus' replacement, Lee Beato, who was only present for a very short time; his end came with his total conversion to a wisp). With Slave Pit Inc. focusing less time on the GWAR mythos (which was effectively concluded with the defeat of the Master in 2000), it is unlikely that more of his origin story will be revealed.

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