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<b>Child</b>: Father! Father! Would you believe it? One of my players did not show up for practice! I then had my apothecary dispatched, post-haste, in order to have the ingrate declared dead due to supposed injuries from our latest match, and it turned out that the player was not simply alive and well, but in fact, completely unscathed! Father, I should NOT be expected to tolerate this kind of behaviour! How am I to keep discipline?! Father, dearest father! I need forty thousand Gold Crowns to replace this layabout!

<b>Cordozar Calvin Broadus</b>: Forty thousand? Child, your lack of ambition saddens me.