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Rom
#2
Mummy
MA
3
ST
6
AG
1
AV
9
R
6
B
289
P
0
F
0
G
30
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
22
Td
0
Mvp
3
GPP
59
XPP
0
SPP
59
Injuries
d, m
Skills
Mighty Blow
Regeneration
+ST (50k)
Block (30k)
Break Tackle (20k)
Dodge (30k)
All hail the Mighty Rom!
Seeking a beautiful death in battle since 3064BC. Rom has only spoken once about his life premummification "Gutless backstabbing bast*rd Connonite rebel bitches speared me in the back, traitorous scum..." he then continued to swear in hieroglyphics for 2 whole days without sleep or rest. He only stopped his creative torrent of curses when Pippi (a mingdy chihuahua terrier mixed mutt) the Seekers original mascot, started to pull at his foot wrappings and started to unravel Rom Andrex puppy style. Rom slowly chased down the puppy who hid in his wicker kennel. Enraged that he could not reach Pippi is picked up the kennel then ate it in two bites... puppy and all.
Rest in pieces sweet Pippi.
Rom has since consumed 8 stray cats, 4 wolfspiders (goblin riders included), 3 chicken coops, 2 wilder beast, 1 kangaroo, 1 skink, three quarter of a crocodile and famously the torso of a bull centaur!
He does not do interviews or sign autographs.
Seeking a beautiful death in battle since 3064BC. Rom has only spoken once about his life premummification "Gutless backstabbing bast*rd Connonite rebel bitches speared me in the back, traitorous scum..." he then continued to swear in hieroglyphics for 2 whole days without sleep or rest. He only stopped his creative torrent of curses when Pippi (a mingdy chihuahua terrier mixed mutt) the Seekers original mascot, started to pull at his foot wrappings and started to unravel Rom Andrex puppy style. Rom slowly chased down the puppy who hid in his wicker kennel. Enraged that he could not reach Pippi is picked up the kennel then ate it in two bites... puppy and all.
Rest in pieces sweet Pippi.
Rom has since consumed 8 stray cats, 4 wolfspiders (goblin riders included), 3 chicken coops, 2 wilder beast, 1 kangaroo, 1 skink, three quarter of a crocodile and famously the torso of a bull centaur!
He does not do interviews or sign autographs.
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2011-12-05
-
-
-
1
-
2
2011-12-05
-
-
-
1
-
2
2011-12-19
-
-
-
2
-
4
2011-12-19
-
-
-
-
1
5
2011-12-19
-
-
-
2
-
4
2011-12-20
-
-
-
2
-
4
2011-12-21
-
-
-
1
1
7
2011-12-21
-
-
-
1
-
2
2011-12-21
-
-
-
1
-
2
2011-12-22
-
-
-
4
-
8
2011-12-22
-
-
-
1
-
2
2011-12-23
-
-
-
-
1
5
2011-12-24
-
-
-
1
-
2
2011-12-27
-
-
-
1
-
2
2011-12-28
-
-
-
1
-
2
2012-01-09
-
-
-
2
-
4
2012-01-10
-
-
-
1
-
2