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LoLz
Guy Smitey
#1
Ogre
MA
5
ST
6
AG
2
AV
8
R
0
B
270
P
0
F
0
G
46
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
17
Td
0
Mvp
5
GPP
59
XPP
0
SPP
59
Injuries
-av, d, m
Skills
Bone-head
Mighty Blow
Thick Skull
Throw Team-Mate
+ST (50k)
Break Tackle (20k)
Grab (20k)
Guard (20k)
Guy was the original team captain and all-round badass. Also being an ex-member of the pro ogre team Yobbos'n Gobbos he was certainly no stranger to the often violent world of pro football.
Once snotlings had replaced the goblin positions his old team was forced to disband due to false advertising allegations. Most players hobbled back into obscurity, but what remnants were left went on to become the LoLz.
In the LoLz' debut Guy heroically led the team to one of their finest ever results sealing a 0-0 stalemate, and was most rightfully awarded the MVP for his efforts.
Had a very impressive opening run with the team playing 39 games straight until a nasty head injury finally benched him. So far his record of 39 games in a row is unmatched by any other player.
He became the fourth player ever to achieve the MVP triple crown in his 37th match.
In his 45th match he became the first ogre and the second ever player to achieve 4 career MVPs - with this achievement he also became the second ever star player for the LoLz.
After reaching his star status the team's pharmacist Dobie Howsker administered him with a strength formula of his own concoction. All appeared to be going well in the early stages of his next match, until sustaining an injury just before half-time in what was turning out to be one of the most brutal clawpombing matches the team had ever seen. Dobie pumped Guy back up with some temporary additives to keep him on the pitch. He returned fighting proud, not submitting to the putrid claw-heavy soldiers of Nurgle which surrounded him until he was one of the last remaining players. As the mindless nurglers bumbled about bashing every life-form in sight, the clock was ticking away and Guy was very almost able to keep the game tied. In the dying moments of the game he could no longer hold off the onslaught from a completely hell-bent psychotic kill-squad. This great act of bravery was to take a most devastating toll on Guy's system and most tragically the LoLz' original captain was slain in cold blood, leaving all fans of the team in an absolute state of shock and disbelief.
Guy was a larger than life symbol of ogre prosperity in the realm. His loss has been the greatest tragedy the team has yet to face. Out of respect to Guy for his noble and loyal service he was awarded MVP in his final match to take him to a career total of 5.
Once snotlings had replaced the goblin positions his old team was forced to disband due to false advertising allegations. Most players hobbled back into obscurity, but what remnants were left went on to become the LoLz.
In the LoLz' debut Guy heroically led the team to one of their finest ever results sealing a 0-0 stalemate, and was most rightfully awarded the MVP for his efforts.
Had a very impressive opening run with the team playing 39 games straight until a nasty head injury finally benched him. So far his record of 39 games in a row is unmatched by any other player.
He became the fourth player ever to achieve the MVP triple crown in his 37th match.
In his 45th match he became the first ogre and the second ever player to achieve 4 career MVPs - with this achievement he also became the second ever star player for the LoLz.
After reaching his star status the team's pharmacist Dobie Howsker administered him with a strength formula of his own concoction. All appeared to be going well in the early stages of his next match, until sustaining an injury just before half-time in what was turning out to be one of the most brutal clawpombing matches the team had ever seen. Dobie pumped Guy back up with some temporary additives to keep him on the pitch. He returned fighting proud, not submitting to the putrid claw-heavy soldiers of Nurgle which surrounded him until he was one of the last remaining players. As the mindless nurglers bumbled about bashing every life-form in sight, the clock was ticking away and Guy was very almost able to keep the game tied. In the dying moments of the game he could no longer hold off the onslaught from a completely hell-bent psychotic kill-squad. This great act of bravery was to take a most devastating toll on Guy's system and most tragically the LoLz' original captain was slain in cold blood, leaving all fans of the team in an absolute state of shock and disbelief.
Guy was a larger than life symbol of ogre prosperity in the realm. His loss has been the greatest tragedy the team has yet to face. Out of respect to Guy for his noble and loyal service he was awarded MVP in his final match to take him to a career total of 5.
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2012-02-26
-
-
-
-
1
5
2012-02-28
-
-
-
1
-
2
2012-02-28
-
-
-
-
1
5
2012-02-28
-
-
-
1
-
2
2012-03-01
-
-
-
1
-
2
2012-03-27
-
-
-
1
-
2
2012-03-29
-
-
-
1
-
2
2012-03-29
-
-
-
1
-
2
2012-04-01
-
-
-
2
-
4
2012-04-02
-
-
-
1
-
2
2012-04-03
-
-
-
1
-
2
2012-04-08
-
-
-
1
-
2
2012-04-21
-
-
-
1
-
2
2012-04-21
-
-
-
1
1
7
2012-04-21
-
-
-
1
-
2
2012-04-22
-
-
-
1
-
2
2012-05-01
-
-
-
1
-
2
2012-05-01
-
-
-
1
-
2
2012-05-21
-
-
-
-
1
5
2012-05-22
-
-
-
-
1
5