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SWL HONORS

XLVIII SWL All-Star *Died in the final game of season 48. No medals for the dead.
XLVIII John Stone Boot
XLVII Silver Boot
XLVII Conference Rep Team
XLVI John Stone Boot
XLVI Conference Rep Team

[L]eague records
All-time 4th foulingest Norse

RIPs


Season 48 Premier League All-Star Team
Bink, Brother of Bonk, played 30 games in the SWL and for the last three seasons has been consistently selected to represent the fine art of fouling at a divisional level. It is with some sense of sadness, but mostly a sense of relief that we acknowledge him posthumously for his contribution to the game. He only ever caused one legitimate CAS, but he averaged 3 fouls a game through his career and 16 in this premier season cut short by his (un)timely death.
-Selection Committee Chairman Redgum

Season 47 Conference Representative Team
Bink has been selected for the rep team for the second time, based on a season even better than his last. He redoubled his ferocious fouling, laying the boots in an amazing 36 times in 6 games and 69 turns. That’s more than a foul every other turn! His 5 blocks did come at an average of less than 1 per game, but a man’s got to know his limitations, and Bink does. He carried the ball this season, briefly, but really the ball is a distraction. For this sneaky, dirty Norseman stomping heads will always be priority number one.
-Selection Committee Chairman Redgum

Season 46 Conference Representative Team
Bink did not touch the ball this season, and in fact barely touched another standing player, finishing with only 5 blocks from 6 games at an average of less than 1. What he did well though was to lay the boot in when his opponent was vulnerable. 25 fouls, an average of more than 4 a game, was an amazing return from one of SWL's dirtiest and sneakiest players.
-Selection Committee Chairman Redgum