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Horns
Nurgle's Rot
Regeneration
+ST (50k)
Dodge (30k)
American science fiction author, best known for The Martian Chronicles (1950) and Fahrenheit 451 (1953).
Had a brief but impressive run with the team. BH'd out of his first game without doing anything. Got 6 SPP in his second to skill for +ST. Got 6 more in his third before taking a Both Down against a Wrestler. The opposing coach declined Wrestle, resulting in a -AV injury for Ray. The MVP committee rewarded him for his audacity, resulting in a second skill and doubles. 17 SPP, +ST, Dodge, and -AV after three games.
I gave serious consideration to keeping him on. He had +ST and Dodge, and with -AV he would die eventually, or take another perm, and I could fire him then. On the gripping hand, every time I played him I got the Rachel Bloom tribute song "**** Me, Ray Bradbury" stuck in my head. That was a dealbreaker, and so Ray was shipped off to pasture.