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An orc raised amongst humans, he was often puzzled by their wild, ape-like ways. He was found amongst the bushes in a little hamlet just south of Devon, and taken in by a Mr and Mrs Brown. They treated him well, rejecting their first-born, Dudderley, for this new and infinitely more interesting specimen of snot.
He learnt much from the couple, from the bare basics of potty training to the bare necessities. One time he forgot to knock first and walked right in on a very educative bare-backed dance with no pants. They took him on camping trips with the scout, where he was disgusted by their primitive appetites,