Original team member (and last to leave the team).
Winner of FUMBBL SMACK Scheduled Rookie XXXVII.
Winner of FUMBBL Minors 1600TW VIII-2.
Is his and his team's 14th game he finally caused his 3rd casualty - in roughly 90 blocks. By learning Mighty Blow this rate was expected to increase drastically.
Missed the team's 17th game due to a pinched nerve.
Knocked four players out and seriously injured two (both retired) in the team's 19th game.
Almost killed in game 21, but Doc Thumbscrew saved him. Missed game 22 due to the remaining gouged eye.
In game 26 he intercepted an early pass, scored a touchdown (since he already had the ball), completed a pass later and managed a casualty on the last blitz of the game - Larson! Of course he was chosen MVP as well - Perfect Larson!
In game 30 (his 28th), semi-finals of FUMBBL Minors 1600TW VIII-2, he got his collar bone smashed. After watching his team winning the finals one game later, he left as the last original team member.