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Bone-head
Loner
Mighty Blow
Thick Skull
Throw Team-Mate
Guard
Bone'ed during a pre match sequence:
Referee: Erm, sir, what is that on your hand?
Bone'ed: Wot hand? me kickin one?
Referee: No sir, the punching one
Bone'ed: OH, Dat one, dat's me spikey hand! It makes dem puny elves go MUSH!
Referee: I'm afraid that isn't allowed on the pitch
Bone'ed: Wot? *stares at hand* you gonna stop me? *looks at the goblin 7ft below*
Referee: It's not allowed on the pitch!
Bone'ed: Well you ain't either den are ya?
-RIP Gerk - Distance thrown: 90.5ft.