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Phil was a nice, clean cut young man. He was the all star thrower on his high school team as well as being head of the anti-violence league, valedictorian and twice voted "Classmate most likely to succeed". Sadly with greatness comes jealousy and, on prom night, his drink was spiked with some vile goblin hooch by one of classmates. Having never touched alcohol beofre this has a horrific effect on him, resulting in him waking up in bad 36 hours latere with no recollection of what had happened.
From conversations with the few people who would still speak to him while under the influence he seems to have
i. attempted to sleep with the school mascot (a rare furry squig) resulting in it's sad demise
ii. set fire to the English department screaming "it's all just words"
iii. picked a fight with his entire offensive line and then run off into the night
As a result of the shame from this his university chose to revoke their scholarship, his parents disowned him and he was forced to join a blood bowl team in a far off land, where hopefully he can make a fresh start...
Skills:
Block, accurate, safe throw, nerves of steel
Doubles:
strong arm
Stats: yes please!