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[R] Evil Overlord Rules
All Weapons
#5
Goblin
MA
6
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
40
B
18
P
0
F
3
G
15
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
3
Td
1
Mvp
1
GPP
14
XPP
0
SPP
14
Injuries
d, m
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Two Heads
I will keep a special cache of low-tech weapons and train my troops in their use. That way -- even if the heroes manage to neutralize my power generator and/or render the standard-issue energy weapons useless -- my troops will not be overrun by a handful of savages armed with spears and rocks.

No matter how well it would perform, I will never construct any sort of machinery which is completely indestructible except for one small and virtually inaccessible vulnerable spot.

I will always carry at least two fully loaded weapons at all times.

If my doomsday device happens to come with a reverse switch, as soon as it has been employed it will be melted down and made into limited-edition commemorative coins.

After I captures the hero's superweapon, I will not immediately disband my legions and relax my guard because I believe whoever holds the weapon is unstoppable. After all, the hero held the weapon and I took it from him.

Before employing any captured artifacts or machinery, I will carefully read the owner's manual.

I will make sure that my doomsday device is up to code and properly grounded.
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2014-08-02
-
1
-
-
-
3
2015-01-13
-
-
-
1
1
7
2015-02-04
-
-
-
1
-
2
2015-02-06
-
-
-
1
-
2