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Troperiffic
Action Prologue
#6
Blitzer
MA
7
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
76
B
113
P
3
F
0
G
28
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
4
Td
6
Mvp
2
GPP
37
XPP
0
SPP
37
Injuries
Skills
Block
Guard (20k)
Mighty Blow (20k)
Tackle (20k)
The recruiter's question was simple: "What makes you qualified to be a Blitzer for Troperiffic?"
His answer was anything but: "I am a mighty warrior from the old shores, a fierce competitor who has traded blows with Norse Berserkers, run through the jungles with the wiliest of Skinks, studied anatomy and armor design with the Goblin Gang of the South and lifted weights with the strongest of Black Orcs! I can smell a ball from a hundred paces and pick it up with my feet! I can crack a Dwarf's skull while flat on my back! I can leap over a Troll and dance around an Elf! I can score more touchdowns than there are Tropes in your index, and inflict more casualties, too! If there's a block to be made, you can be assured I will knock them down! If there's a ball to be fetched, there's no number of tentacles that will keep me from my goal! Pass, catch, dodge or smash, there's nothing I can't do! Just you wait and see; the Legend did not start today, but here is where it will grow! The best is yet to come!"
They hired him anyway, but the Prologue was never truly forgotten.
His answer was anything but: "I am a mighty warrior from the old shores, a fierce competitor who has traded blows with Norse Berserkers, run through the jungles with the wiliest of Skinks, studied anatomy and armor design with the Goblin Gang of the South and lifted weights with the strongest of Black Orcs! I can smell a ball from a hundred paces and pick it up with my feet! I can crack a Dwarf's skull while flat on my back! I can leap over a Troll and dance around an Elf! I can score more touchdowns than there are Tropes in your index, and inflict more casualties, too! If there's a block to be made, you can be assured I will knock them down! If there's a ball to be fetched, there's no number of tentacles that will keep me from my goal! Pass, catch, dodge or smash, there's nothing I can't do! Just you wait and see; the Legend did not start today, but here is where it will grow! The best is yet to come!"
They hired him anyway, but the Prologue was never truly forgotten.
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2014-08-09
1
-
-
-
-
1
2014-08-17
-
1
-
-
-
3
2014-08-21
-
1
-
-
-
3
2014-08-25
-
1
-
-
-
3
2014-10-08
-
1
-
2
1
12
2014-10-10
-
1
-
-
-
3
2014-11-12
-
-
-
1
-
2
2015-01-24
-
-
-
1
-
2
2015-02-09
-
-
-
-
1
5
2015-02-12
-
1
-
-
-
3