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Badass Monkey's primary passer and playmaker for most of his and the team's career. The first ever player to break onto any top 10 list (Top 10 Active Ranked Necromantic Passers), first Badass Monkey to 51/76/126 SPP levels.
Currently the highest SPP-earning player and brightest star ever in Badass Monkey history.
Arguably, and probably, Badass Monkey's finest ever player.
(8/9/04) Sadly, Mad Emu's career has finally come to an end. A second niggle rolled at 126 spp didn't help his cause, but age finally caught up to him when, in his 61st match, he suffered a niggling injury as a result of a necessary one-die block gone horribly wrong.
Fighting to avoid being crowdpushed the next turn, he attempted a blitz and initially rolled a pow/skull, and needing to get away from the sidelines, re-rolled and came up with a skull and a quick trip to the Badass Monkey medical centre. Alas, there is nothing more they can do for him, he has finally reached his use-by date and it is time for him to hang up his boots and enjoy a glorious retirement.