Bud Light Presents Real Men of Genius
(Real Men of Genius)

Today, we salute you, Mr. Sports Fan Face Painter
(Mr. Sports Fan Face Painter)
Unlike Van Gogh or Rembrandt, you use yourself as the canvas,
half yellow, half green but, all heart.
(look at me)
As if weighing four hundred pounds didn't call enough
attention to yourself, you had to go shirtless and,
paint yourself bright orange,
(I said look at me).
And, you top it all off with a rainbow wig, oversized sun glasses,
and absolutely, no shame.
(so serious now, so look at me)
So, crack open an ice cold budlight Mr. Sports Fan Face Painter
And know that we will keep cheering for you until we are
orange, purple or blue in the face.
(Mr. Sports Fan Face Painter)