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It's not too often that the weak bookish types come looking for a job on a Blood Bowl pitch, but Applied Phlebtonium is an exception to the rule in many ways. He'll tell you himself that he can run away from just about anything, including disgruntled investors and the security forces which guard substances usually associated with apocalyptic holocausts, but you can only run for so long; sooner or later, you need some place to run to.
With his natural, cowardly speed coupled with a remarkable ability to dissect defenses, he makes a natural Catcher, though.