On yet another trip back to the steamy pits of the Chaos Dwarven mines I recruted Squigish. He was enslaved as a cook for the hobgoblins. His food supply was the same as every other hobgoblin slave (gruel, lard, and stail bread) but he was in charge of cleaning out all of the pots and wasn't allowed to use soap because it cost to much money. So every day after breakfast, lunch and dinner he would sit down and scrape every pan and eat it. After years of this treatment he has become the fattest hobgoblin I've ever seen. To make up for this when he plays, he rubs a tub of lard all over his body before each drive so he can drag his belly around smoothly.