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Troperiffic
Gentleman Thief
#3
Blitzer
MA
7
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
7
B
28
P
0
F
0
G
9
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
2
Mvp
0
GPP
8
XPP
0
SPP
8
Injuries
Skills
Block
Guard
Gentleman Thief is very definitely not the notorious Slashing Chessman of Aba Noir. When the Chessman was stealing the priceless Ruby of San Diengo, GT was very publicly waiting in line at the Troperiffic application booth. When the Chessman pinched the famous painting of Dame Buxmlove, GT was turning in big plays on the practice pitch. And when the Chessman left his calling card in the thoroughly emptied mansion of Baron Welthiman, GT was well documented in the start of his first career game (a respectable performance in which he threw half a dozen blocks, with his very first being a KO of the opposing Chaos Pact Marauder.)
The fact that Gentleman Thief has reputedly been seen selling, gifting, or personally enjoying all of these items is merest coincidence, and when asked about the strange link between these events and his name he has replied with a simple nod, a small smile, and expressed admiration for someone who does their job so very well.
Just before Troperiffic's 50th match, the Slashing Chessman of Aba Noir conducted an anonymous interview for a special Cabalvision investigative team. A shadowy silhouette which bore a striking resemblance to the armor issued to Troperiffic Blitzers spoke from the comfort of an overstuffed armchair in what appeared to be luxurious penthouse suite that Gentleman Thief had paid for himself (after also providing accommodation for the rest of the team at the posh inn.) In the interview, the Chessman artfully redirected any questions linking him to Gentleman Thief, instead expressing his own fanhood of Troperiffic, predicting that the team would win their upcoming milestone match, saying "the dwarves will be quite distracted when their ancestral Chalice of Dumathoin goes missing from the local Dwarven Blood Bowl lodge." The Chessman's predictions were borne out, as word came in the middle of the match that the Chalice was stolen, and the momentum shifted squarely to Troperiffic's favor. Gentleman Thief disavowed all knowledge of the theft after the game, instead preferring to discuss his own remarkable performance in the match, including scoring the game winning TD.
The fact that Gentleman Thief has reputedly been seen selling, gifting, or personally enjoying all of these items is merest coincidence, and when asked about the strange link between these events and his name he has replied with a simple nod, a small smile, and expressed admiration for someone who does their job so very well.
Just before Troperiffic's 50th match, the Slashing Chessman of Aba Noir conducted an anonymous interview for a special Cabalvision investigative team. A shadowy silhouette which bore a striking resemblance to the armor issued to Troperiffic Blitzers spoke from the comfort of an overstuffed armchair in what appeared to be luxurious penthouse suite that Gentleman Thief had paid for himself (after also providing accommodation for the rest of the team at the posh inn.) In the interview, the Chessman artfully redirected any questions linking him to Gentleman Thief, instead expressing his own fanhood of Troperiffic, predicting that the team would win their upcoming milestone match, saying "the dwarves will be quite distracted when their ancestral Chalice of Dumathoin goes missing from the local Dwarven Blood Bowl lodge." The Chessman's predictions were borne out, as word came in the middle of the match that the Chalice was stolen, and the momentum shifted squarely to Troperiffic's favor. Gentleman Thief disavowed all knowledge of the theft after the game, instead preferring to discuss his own remarkable performance in the match, including scoring the game winning TD.
