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Troperiffic
Deliberate Injury Gambit
#1
Thrower
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
25
B
11
P
8
F
1
G
7
Cp
2
In
0
Cs
1
Td
1
Mvp
0
GPP
7
XPP
0
SPP
7
Injuries
Skills
Pass
Sure Hands
Dodge (30k)
"You see this ankle?" Deliberate Injury Gambit said, putting one gangly leg on the coach's mahogany desk. "Fifty grand."
"You insured the health of your ankle for fifty thousand gold pieces." the coach replied dubiously.
"Not just the ankle!" DIG beamed, kicking back in his chair. "I get another fifty if my hip goes, seventy five if I crack my skull, a hundred grand for a snapped neck, and if my collar bone gets smashed into dust I collect a cool one hundred and fifty thousand gold pieces!"
"A human could get dead, trying to collect that many injuries." the coach said pointedly, drumming his fingers on the desk.
"If I die? If I die?" DIG exclaimed. "I've got gold up to my eyeballs just for my meat shell, and you think I don't have a policy for if I die?"
"If you die, how will you collect? You can't take it with you."
"Sure, that's what they say, but the Khemri still try, don't they?"
"You insured the health of your ankle for fifty thousand gold pieces." the coach replied dubiously.
"Not just the ankle!" DIG beamed, kicking back in his chair. "I get another fifty if my hip goes, seventy five if I crack my skull, a hundred grand for a snapped neck, and if my collar bone gets smashed into dust I collect a cool one hundred and fifty thousand gold pieces!"
"A human could get dead, trying to collect that many injuries." the coach said pointedly, drumming his fingers on the desk.
"If I die? If I die?" DIG exclaimed. "I've got gold up to my eyeballs just for my meat shell, and you think I don't have a policy for if I die?"
"If you die, how will you collect? You can't take it with you."
"Sure, that's what they say, but the Khemri still try, don't they?"
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2015-01-13
-
1
-
-
-
3
2015-01-28
1
-
-
1
-
3
2015-02-12
1
-
-
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1