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Highly Evolved
Steve
#11
Lineman
MA
7
ST
3
AG
4
AV
7
R
32
B
108
P
12
F
0
G
19
Cp
4
In
0
Cs
19
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
47
XPP
0
SPP
47
Injuries
Skills
Block (20k)
Juggernaut (30k)
Mighty Blow (30k)
Steve is the bloke who drives the van. He's the one who fixes and empties the compost loos at the fortnightly 'envisionary devotion circles' in a field outside Glastonbury. He's so useful that people haven't really noticed until recently that he has psychopathic tendencies, well to call them tendencies is like saying that Dwarves are 'a bit on the small side'. None of the meditation or yoga seems to curb the fact that when placed on the field he immediately launches himself repeatedly at the nearest jugular and bites as hard as he can. It makes Highly Evolved's players quite uncomfortable to be in a position now where they are utterly reliant on this skill to not just win but survive at all. They're more ok with him carrying on cleaning the toilets.
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2015-01-10
-
-
-
-
1
5
2015-01-10
1
-
-
1
-
3
2015-01-11
-
-
-
2
-
4
2015-01-11
-
-
-
1
-
2
2015-01-11
2
-
-
-
-
2
2015-01-11
1
-
-
-
-
1
2015-01-12
-
-
-
2
-
4
2015-01-13
-
-
-
1
-
2
2015-01-13
-
-
-
4
-
8
2015-01-13
-
-
-
1
-
2
2015-01-13
-
-
-
1
-
2
2015-01-14
-
-
-
6
-
12