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Archaeologist, philanthropist and stripper, McKestra found fame and fortune with the most erotic series of historical documentaries ever broadcast before the watershed.
Regularly taking up entire episodes of Points of View, he began to live with Terry Wogan in his small two-bedroom flat to save travel costs.
It wasn't until years later that he discovered the terrible secret: Terry Wogan doesn't even present Points of View any more, and the last few years of filming had just been fodder for Wogan's attempted competitor for youtube.
Fleeing in sexy tears, he swore to bring his masculine wiles to the world of sport.