Someone once said of mingmong that he balled so hard, and that shit was crazy. Like David, he was supposed to be locked up too

He was sentenced by a judge to life, but as the term was read out, he said "B*tch behave" and walked out of the court, entirely untouched by anyone within it

His wiley ability to weave through crowds and make it to the counter to order fish filet led him to be spotted by the great coach Jim, who was waiting in line for a nourishing kebab, and took the young mingmong under his wing.

It's said that m*therfuckers still want to find him to bring him to justice...