With the appearance of Herpes, enemy teams have to use an additional layer of protection, because the threat of a thrown player is only one greenskin away! Don't trust that girl at the bar when she tells you ''It's ok baby, I'm on tackle zones'', because that will stop babies, but not goblins...
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Herpes cannot dodge. He can kick people alright, but he has never succeded on a dodge roll. What kind of goblin is he? The sickly kind, that's what. so sickly, in fact that some would even call his presence ''disturbing''.
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After much effort, Herpes has slowly turned into a mean blocking machine, often using his stuntyness to blitz unexpecting opponents and steal away the ball. He once took down the best player in the league, a level 4 Chaos Warrior.
The team trusted him with the most important block of the season. herpes delivered, and took down the human marking their ball carrier, thus securing the winning touchdown of the season finale!