He's the guy that teams hire at first glance because they desperately need a player. Any player. He's usually the first guy on the list, and he's cheap too. He likes to pretend that if you invest in him, or get him the right partner, he'll be as good as any of those fancy star players from the blue district.

Sadly, most of the teams who hired Mediterranean avenue regret it, as the money they spent on him could have gotten them one of those start players from Kentucky they needed to complete their trio. He's not worth much in a trade either...