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Did you know? Up until now, 1510320 players have died on the pitch.
Excerpt from an ancient interview with The Count in STIFF Magazine:
"All things living must die. The sooner the better - and if those slain refuse to join our team they must die even more..."
Hot putrid air - was sacked after a puny human whupped his bony ass.