Some things you'll never live down. Even in an organization that holds the secrets of the past to be the personal business of individual players, it only takes one drunken night on the town celebrating your new career for everyone to know you lost a fight to a girl. Not an Amazon, not an Ogress, just a girl half your height with twice your fight.

You might join the most brutal sport in the world and change your name and entire personality, but some jokes never get forgotten, especially when your teammates get to pick your name.