One of the two new linemen brought in for the end of Season 2, to fill in gaps in the roster left by dearly departed players. Little Chuck's first mistake was coming in with his shoelaces undone, something that made him quickly repremended by the Coach, after the Shifty Geezer, the most experienced Lineman on the Lads, died from a failed Going For It roll on the pitch versus The Stabbers in 'The Monumental Cock Up of Season 2'.

He has taken to wearing slip-ons instead.