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Did you know? Up until now, 1493444 players have died on the pitch.
Once the much respected chef on the pirate vessel 'The Randy Giraffe', Alansis roamed the high seas. He cooked, baked and flambéed for all his crew. One fateful night they were boarded by some Undead. Unaware of the fracas above on the deck Alansis continued to make his signature dish, baked Alaska. As he marvelled at his creation he was to absorbed to notice the rotting flesh stench of the zombie standing directly behind him. The bite was inevitable. He found enough strength to crawl to the deck, past the screams of his crewmen and throw himself overboard.
He turned as he floated upon the great sea until he was found and drafted in as fodder for a Blood Bowl team.
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Coach Throweck