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High King Jon Gudjonsson the Great
#2
Blitzer
MA
7
ST
3
AG
4
AV
8
R
88
B
27
P
11
F
0
G
6
Cp
2
In
0
Cs
2
Td
6
Mvp
0
GPP
24
XPP
0
SPP
24
Injuries
Skills
Block
Dodge
Tackle
Always a gentleman and a scholar, Jon was among the worst kings in the history of Iceland. Once somebody asked him to hand them the potatoes and he just said no. He didn't even blink, just a simple no. What kind of a monster treats his subjects in such a way? He did build some hospital and save some stupid kids, most notably that guy who played the annoying Chinese boy in Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (Thanks for ruining that move Jon...). However, this did not help his tarnished reputation and thus the people of Iceland killed Jon in a coup orchestrate by Pope Asgeir.
Jon was quartered, made to eat pig fat from Denmark and then thrown into a pit of hungry school children. The portions served during lunch at Icelandic schools having been cut substantially following austerity measures proposed by Jon himself, the kids were hungry enough so that no trace of his remains was ever found.
Jon was quartered, made to eat pig fat from Denmark and then thrown into a pit of hungry school children. The portions served during lunch at Icelandic schools having been cut substantially following austerity measures proposed by Jon himself, the kids were hungry enough so that no trace of his remains was ever found.
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2015-05-28
1
1
-
1
-
6
2015-05-30
-
1
-
-
-
3
2015-06-06
1
2
-
1
-
9
2015-06-19
-
2
-
-
-
6