Said by many Icelanders to be the greatest man that ever lived, David Oddson, also know simply as Doddson, became king of Iceland following the great socialist revolution of 1926.

His first act as king was to issue a decree banning the use of shampoos and deodorants. This was intended as a measure to improve the balance of payments and reduce the national debt. Doddson then sold the Icelandic Imperial Palace to a wealthy German family and used the proceeds to buy a years worth of alcohol for himself and his friends.

Following this things took a bad turn for Doddson. The German family soon found the corpse of king Arni and demanded a refund. Furthermore, the people of Iceland were very upset that Doddson only gave his friends alchols. Faced with a huge mob of angry Icelanders as well as some rather unfriendly looking German debt collectors, Doddson was forced to abdicate and go into exile.

He wasn't free of his debts though and ended up having to do porn in order to pay them back. He was actually surprisingly good at it and soon managed to branch off into acting and even singing. In the end he changed his name to Björk and has since been one of Iceland's most priced possessions internationally. Today he sometimes does a bit of porn, just for fun. Then he usually goes by the stage name Ron Jeremy.