A long time ago, sir dorkington strongbeard was the king of all the dorfs, he fought long and hard to fend off all the other races like the snozzbangers and the flibberity gibbets and soon the dorfs were te top race in all of Valeronearthmars IIII and never again would they be challanged until a halfling thrown by a tree went out of orbit on a planet called earth and landed on planet Valeronearthmars IIII and landed in the kings tub during bath time. the halfling said they played a game called FUMBBL and the dorfs were intrigued so sir dorkington got his best dorfs built a spaceship(they didnt have spaceships till this point because they didnt need one) and flew to earth to go play fumbbl!