Build Progression

Taken - Dirty Player
Taken - Sneaky Git
2nd Normal - Guard
3rd Normal - Stand Firm
4th Normal - Break Tackle (*)
5th Normal - Mighty Blow (*)


1st Doubles - Dodge
2nd Doubles - Side-Step (if no Stand Firm. If Stand firm, take Diving Tackle)

Take any +ST
Take +MA unless Doubles
Take +AV if Guard/Stand Firm already taken, unless doubles

Hemingway's first two professional fouls as a licensed Dirty Player resulted in Pinched Nerve on a Minotaur, and a dead Chaos Dwarf Blocker (the latter was sent to the apothecary, who upgraded his condition to a fractured arm). 5 of his first 6 fouls came in that one game.

Hemingway, in his 2nd match as a Dirty Player, picked up 2 additional, uncredited casualties. He badly hurt one, and killed another, with a few KOs in a 7 foul affair.

Hemingway's 3rd match as a Dirty Player lasted all of 4 turns, in which he fouled in 3. His first Smashed an elven collarbone. His second knocked some elf flesh out. His third, spotted by the ref because of how weak it was, barely managed a stun

11/25/2015
With 48 career fouls, Hemingway has produced a total of 15 casualties, ranking him second on the team (unofficially).

12/25/2015
Hemingway recorded his first official Kill (via block, rather than his usual method of fouling), came against keggiemckill's Terrordactyls. When asked about it after the match, Hemingway claimed, "I'm an equal opportunity fouler. Standing, on the ground, it doesn't matter, I'll still kick em in the nuts."

During the same match, he also managed an interception, 3rd in team history, and first by one of the less agile players. Not knowing what to do with the ball, he handed it to Richfjord who was better suited to ball handling duties. Hemingway much prefer to play dirty than to score.

2/19/16
Hemingway records his second official kill (counted only because of who he killed) via foul, in a match against Numpty Radges when he recklessly fouled Legendary Star Player, Bomber Dribblesnot with no assists. To date, this is the most notable kill made by a member of the Hobos. With this kill, his unofficial casualty score is 28, making him the top casualty maker on the team. (At the time of this writing, Ser Goldtooth The Mighty has 27 official casualties)

5/24/16
A one foul game against Relezite's Slim Chance Brigade was enough to earn Hemingwayan MVP, giving him his second skill. A Doubles roll gave him exactly what he wanted, improving his fouling ability with the Sneaky Git skill. Getting caught on that one foul taught him how to hide his boot to the head better, and no longer will he be sent off if he fails to injure an opponent.