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Did you know? Up until now, 1512279 players have died on the pitch.
Bismarck is one of the German goblins that was imported to the team after the coach decided that Germans do things better. Rumor has it that they aren't German at all, but were just desperate for the job. Fake accents and pretentious names can go a long way.