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Ratkowski
#4
Gutter Runner
MA
8
ST
1
AG
4
AV
7
R
26
B
6
P
2
F
0
G
10
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
0
Td
2
Mvp
0
GPP
7
XPP
0
SPP
7
Injuries
-ma, -st
Skills
Dodge
Weeping Dagger
Extra Arms
Having previously played second fiddle to late (now zombified) Ratnavovich, Ratkowski spent the evening following their famous victory over Basilidon Dead Boys taking just a little too much warpstone snuff...
Awaking the next morning he was surprised and delighted to discover an extra set of arms growing from his midriff.
Captain Squeakdeani wasted no time in drilling some catching maneuvers, always keen to exploit any advantage, no matter how gross.
Unfortunately all this attracted the not so tender attention of the opposition during the rematch with the Undead. One of Ratkowski's arms did not make it through that particular game and was last seen being chomped by a horde of zombies.
Having quite clearly not learned his lesson, Ratkowski strayed too close to the living dead once again and picked up some kind of graveyard cough. Surely his days in the team were numbered...
Awaking the next morning he was surprised and delighted to discover an extra set of arms growing from his midriff.
Captain Squeakdeani wasted no time in drilling some catching maneuvers, always keen to exploit any advantage, no matter how gross.
Unfortunately all this attracted the not so tender attention of the opposition during the rematch with the Undead. One of Ratkowski's arms did not make it through that particular game and was last seen being chomped by a horde of zombies.
Having quite clearly not learned his lesson, Ratkowski strayed too close to the living dead once again and picked up some kind of graveyard cough. Surely his days in the team were numbered...
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2015-10-04
-
1
-
-
-
3
2015-10-04
-
1
-
-
-
3
2016-02-15
1
-
-
-
-
1