No one ever thought Manifesto would make it. He comes from an abusive family. He never had much money growing up. He didn't have many friends. His father ridiculed him for wanting to play Blood Bowl. "You're too small," he'd say. "No one will hire you. Teams want the big and scary players." But Manifesto had heart. Well, actually he has three. His extra hearts were actually the reason why we hired him. His stamina is unmatched, and he makes the perfect projectile for Jables and Rage Cage, when the need arises. Manifesto is finally living out his dreams.