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Barney
#11
Lineman
MA
8
ST
3
AG
5
AV
7
R
32
B
12
P
0
F
0
G
28
Cp
4
In
0
Cs
3
Td
9
Mvp
3
GPP
52
XPP
0
SPP
52
Injuries
Skills
+AG
+MA
Block
Dodge
<b>Barney Gumble</b>
Barney Gumble could've been somebody.
A prodigious student with his sights set on Harvard, he could've been a contender instead of a bum, which is what he is.
But say what you will about Barney, he's a man who knows love--love for beer.
Barney has been known to drink beer directly from the tap, out of used ashtrays and from other places you probably don't want to know more about.
He also knows success: In between lengthy sits on his regular bar stool at Moe's Tavern, Barney sang for the Be Sharp a-capella group, directed and starred in an award-winning film shown at the Springfield Film Festival, owned and operated his own snow-plowing business, became an astronaut and, during one of his few lucid periods, dated Linda Ronstadt.
In addition to these exciting jobs, Barney has also worked as a leaflet-distributing big baby and sold his sperm to the Springfield Sperm Bank.
Oh, and he drank beer. Lots of beer.
Barney Gumble could've been somebody.
A prodigious student with his sights set on Harvard, he could've been a contender instead of a bum, which is what he is.
But say what you will about Barney, he's a man who knows love--love for beer.
Barney has been known to drink beer directly from the tap, out of used ashtrays and from other places you probably don't want to know more about.
He also knows success: In between lengthy sits on his regular bar stool at Moe's Tavern, Barney sang for the Be Sharp a-capella group, directed and starred in an award-winning film shown at the Springfield Film Festival, owned and operated his own snow-plowing business, became an astronaut and, during one of his few lucid periods, dated Linda Ronstadt.
In addition to these exciting jobs, Barney has also worked as a leaflet-distributing big baby and sold his sperm to the Springfield Sperm Bank.
Oh, and he drank beer. Lots of beer.
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2004-07-06
1
-
-
-
-
1
2004-07-06
-
-
-
-
1
5
2004-07-09
-
-
-
1
-
2
2004-07-09
-
1
-
-
1
8
2004-07-11
-
-
-
1
-
2
2004-07-11
-
1
-
1
-
5
2004-07-16
-
1
-
-
-
3
2004-07-23
-
1
-
-
-
3
2004-07-24
-
1
-
-
-
3
2004-07-25
1
-
-
-
1
6
2004-08-03
2
-
-
-
-
2
2007-03-09
-
1
-
-
-
3
2008-02-03
-
1
-
-
-
3
2008-02-26
-
2
-
-
-
6