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The Rainbow Connection (Hell version)
Why are there so many bones in my basement
And some of them child-sized
Humans are villains, who kill frogs for science
It's my turn to gut them alive
Who said that every knife must be cleaned and sharpened
When its used to disembowel
I use a dull blade, it's painful and messy
That's when you hear them howl
I plunge the knife in, and then pull back their skin
Oh how they struggle and plead
Then I perfom inhumane vivisections
The gushers, the screamers, and me
Laa dah da dee dah da doo, la dah da da dah dee dah doo!