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Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Side Step
Two Heads
Expert in failing at killing already-dead opposition.
Voted the Most Valuable Player several times over the season, furtherly confirming the suspicion that the whole thing is just a one big rigfest. However, he is the only (living) goblin of the team that managed to score a touchdown and the best thrower of the team, so it would be an overstatement to say he is entirely useless.