A once-noble clown, Stitches suffered a terrible mishap at a children's party that left him with one eye and no pulse. After being resurrected by a circus necromancer, Stitches is no longer freelance and has joined the Talabheim troupe. Stitches claimed his first victim on the Blood Bowl pitch in his very first match, kicking a tackled gorilla to death with his oversized shoes. His thirst for blood unslaked, Hueg Boener the bonobo was the next to fall to Stitches' wrath, barely escaping with his life.