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54 counts of aggravated assault, no counts of murder.
Clearly signed up for the team thinking it was an easy out from working in the mines. After a thoroughly underwhelming career of weak blocks and prat falls, Hans finally pushed his luck too far, telling the coach that he had suffered a shock to his chest that left him with a weak heart. The coach decided that Blood Bowl was indeed far too stressful for a prisoner with such a condition, and promptly reassigned him to permanent latrine trench duty.